All the mega monster Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals, in one place.
We’re horny for all the best Black Friday deals right now, from Theragun massager alternatives to cult cookware brands, but we’re horniest of all to blow our wad on the best Black Friday sex toy deals, which have been lubed, spanked, and prepped to slither on down this coconut-greased mail shoot, and right into your lap this holiday season.
Sex toys are always on the high priority list for us when Black Friday deals roll around, because some—although not all, as evidenced by the power of a simple, classic cock ring—are going to be more expensive; such is the price we pay for quality design, materials, and environmentally conscious development (disposable batteries=no thanks)… but not on Black Friday, baby. Today, we’re loading up on the best sex toy deals from brands like Satisfyer, LELO, Dame, and more; we’re uncorking the poppers for the best G-spot vibrators, butt plugs, and getting our bed ready for some class-A restraints.
Let’s unfurl the shag carpet on these deals, shall we?
Amazon
Sex toys on Amazon will often be marketed as vague body “massagers,” or else given cryptic keyboard gumbo names like “clįt0ral vâginá hânglider.” That’s why we rolled up our sleeves for you, and found a Womanizer clitoral vibrator—one of the best out there, next to the clitoral vibes by Dame, Satisfyer, and LELO—hanging amongst the many, various Black Friday promotions on Amazon.
Womanizer
Pro 40 Clitoral Vibrator
Plus, one of our fave toys of all time, the Satisfyer Pro 2, is at its lowest price that we’ve ever seen it over at the ‘Zon.
Satisfyer
Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator
There’s also a great Magic Wand-esque vibrator on promotion for the price of a fancy New York City deli sandwich:
YEVIOR
Handheld Wand Massager with 10 Pulse Settings
Adam & Eve
Where it all began. We respect Adam & Eve because they still have a website that harkens back to wild, wild cyberwest years of the 90s and an equally eclectic assortment of sex toys for every Tom, Dick, Harry, Barbie, and Beelzebub out there. The Adam & Eve Black Friday sale is offering up to 80% off sex toys, such as this intro to prostate play kit:
Adam & Eve
Intro to Prostate Kit
Or this Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit is more your speed? (If not, you can change modes—it literally has 10 different speeds.) Plus, you can get 50% off a single item with code BONUS50.
Adam & Eve
Eve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit
Babeland
Over at Babeland, you can get savings of up to 20% off massage and body products like this lavender CBD body oil:
Dame
My goddess, we love Dame. The sexual wellness company was founded by two women who decided that the bar for the engineering quality on toys needed to go way the hell up from the 9th level of inferno, and they’ve achieved it with cult toys like the Eva. You can save up 20% sitewide during their Black Friday sale. Their Intimate Touch Kit comes with a trio of fan favorites like the Arousal Serum, a palm vibrator (great for beginners and erogenous zones), and a gentle, aloe-based lube.
Dame
The Intimate Touch Kit
Dame
Eva Hands-Free Vibrator
Dame
Aer Clitoral Vibrator
Ella Paradis
Black Friday at Ella Paradis is live, with savings of up to 75% off sex toys with the code BLACK (including a cordless version of the classic Magic Wand for untethered fun).
Hitachi
Original Magic Wand
You already know we’re going to be scooping a Satisfyer Pro 2, for it is the Lord of the Clitoral Cumshots, but we’re also jazzed to take home their 5-star penis stroker:
Satisfyer
Men’s Heat Stroker
Godemiche
Godemiche means dildo in French, and YAY, CUM! in English. The sex toy retailer seriously has vibrators unlike any we’ve seen before, and they’re having a whopper Black Friday sale with discounts of up to 50% off. We will be bringing home all of these magical dildos for reverse unicorn horn LARP-ing:
Hot Octopuss
Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off on select sex toys with the code BF20 at check-out, and they have a great selection of non-binary and transgender-designed toys like the Pulse, a hands-free penis masturbating toy with top marks:
Hot Octopuss
Pulse Solo Lux Stroker
LELO
LELO are our favorite Swedish luxury sex toy slingers (there’s a reason their vibes were featured in the Fifty Shades of Grey movies), because they make some of the most drop-dead gorgeous vibrators out there for all genders, and their Black Friday sale is a great opportunity to get in on their 24k gold couples vibrators and more for up to 60% off the original price.
LELO
Soraya G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator
LELO
Enigma Dual-Stimulation Vibrator
Lovehoney
Lovehoney will be offering, in their words, “mega deals” of up to 60% off sex toys, lingerie, and bondage staples like these installation-free restraints—all you have to do to use ‘em is sling em underneath your mattress. Clever.
Blowmotion
Warming Rechargeable Vibrating Male Masturbator
Bondage Boutique
Black Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraint
Maude
Maude are the makers of some of the most highly aesthetic, minimalist sexual wellness goods we’ve ever seen. This Black Friday, November 26 through 28, they’re going to be offering customers 20% off their orders of $75 or more with the code BLACKFRIDAY20.
Maude
Rise Ultra-Thin Latex Condoms (Pack of 10)
Maude
shine organic aloe and water-based personal lubricant
PinkCherry
The Black Friday savings have already kicked off at PinkCherry, where you can get between 20% and 80% off sitewide on sex toys right now with the code BLACK at checkout. If you’ve never tried a prostate pleasing toy, anal beads, and more this is your chance:
PinkCherry
Jackpot Vibrating Pleasure Probe
PinkCherry
Show Me the Bunny Vibe
PinkCherry
Graduated Beads Anal Beads
Unbound Babes
We were saving the coolest of the sex toy slingers for last. Everything Unbound Babes concocts is just so damn rad, from their galactic-looking P-and-G-spot pleaser wand to their Puff clitoral suction toy. Their early Black Friday sale has kicked off with 25% off sitewide.
Unbound Babes
Puff Clitoral Vibrator
Unbound Babes
Orion Over the Door Restraint Set
Wishing you a happy and horny Black Friday.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This article was originally published on November 23, 2021 and is being continuously updated as new information and hot deals become available.
All the mega monster Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals, in one place. We’re horny for all the best Black Friday deals right now, from Theragun massager alternatives to cult cookware brands, but we’re horniest of all to blow our wad on the best Black Friday sex toy deals, which have been lubed, spanked, and prepped to slither on down this coconut-greased mail shoot, and right into your lap this holiday season. Sex toys are always on the high priority list for us when Black Friday deals roll around, because some—although not all, as evidenced by the power of a simple, classic cock ring—are going to be more expensive; such is the price we pay for quality design, materials, and environmentally conscious development (disposable batteries=no thanks)… but not on Black Friday, baby. Today, we’re loading up on the best sex toy deals from brands like Satisfyer, LELO, Dame, and more; we’re uncorking the poppers for the best G-spot vibrators, butt plugs, and getting our bed ready for some class-A restraints. Let’s unfurl the shag carpet on these deals, shall we? AmazonSex toys on Amazon will often be marketed as vague body “massagers,” or else given cryptic keyboard gumbo names like “clįt0ral vâginá hânglider.” That’s why we rolled up our sleeves for you, and found a Womanizer clitoral vibrator—one of the best out there, next to the clitoral vibes by Dame, Satisfyer, and LELO—hanging amongst the many, various Black Friday promotions on Amazon. WomanizerPro 40 Clitoral VibratorPlus, one of our fave toys of all time, the Satisfyer Pro 2, is at its lowest price that we’ve ever seen it over at the ‘Zon.SatisfyerSatisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris StimulatorThere’s also a great Magic Wand-esque vibrator on promotion for the price of a fancy New York City deli sandwich:YEVIORHandheld Wand Massager with 10 Pulse SettingsAdam & EveWhere it all began. We respect Adam & Eve because they still have a website that harkens back to wild, wild cyberwest years of the 90s and an equally eclectic assortment of sex toys for every Tom, Dick, Harry, Barbie, and Beelzebub out there. The Adam & Eve Black Friday sale is offering up to 80% off sex toys, such as this intro to prostate play kit:Adam & EveIntro to Prostate KitOr this Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit is more your speed? (If not, you can change modes—it literally has 10 different speeds.) Plus, you can get 50% off a single item with code BONUS50.Adam & EveEve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit BabelandOver at Babeland, you can get savings of up to 20% off massage and body products like this lavender CBD body oil:DameMy goddess, we love Dame. The sexual wellness company was founded by two women who decided that the bar for the engineering quality on toys needed to go way the hell up from the 9th level of inferno, and they’ve achieved it with cult toys like the Eva. You can save up 20% sitewide during their Black Friday sale. Their Intimate Touch Kit comes with a trio of fan favorites like the Arousal Serum, a palm vibrator (great for beginners and erogenous zones), and a gentle, aloe-based lube.DameThe Intimate Touch KitDameEva Hands-Free VibratorDameAer Clitoral VibratorElla ParadisBlack Friday at Ella Paradis is live, with savings of up to 75% off sex toys with the code BLACK (including a cordless version of the classic Magic Wand for untethered fun).HitachiOriginal Magic WandYou already know we’re going to be scooping a Satisfyer Pro 2, for it is the Lord of the Clitoral Cumshots, but we’re also jazzed to take home their 5-star penis stroker:SatisfyerMen’s Heat StrokerGodemicheGodemiche means dildo in French, and YAY, CUM! in English. The sex toy retailer seriously has vibrators unlike any we’ve seen before, and they’re having a whopper Black Friday sale with discounts of up to 50% off. We will be bringing home all of these magical dildos for reverse unicorn horn LARP-ing:Hot OctopussHot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off on select sex toys with the code BF20 at check-out, and they have a great selection of non-binary and transgender-designed toys like the Pulse, a hands-free penis masturbating toy with top marks:Hot OctopussPulse Solo Lux StrokerLELOLELO are our favorite Swedish luxury sex toy slingers (there’s a reason their vibes were featured in the Fifty Shades of Grey movies), because they make some of the most drop-dead gorgeous vibrators out there for all genders, and their Black Friday sale is a great opportunity to get in on their 24k gold couples vibrators and more for up to 60% off the original price.LELOSoraya G-Spot and Clitoral VibratorLELOEnigma Dual-Stimulation VibratorLovehoneyLovehoney will be offering, in their words, “mega deals” of up to 60% off sex toys, lingerie, and bondage staples like these installation-free restraints—all you have to do to use ‘em is sling em underneath your mattress. Clever.BlowmotionWarming Rechargeable Vibrating Male MasturbatorBondage BoutiqueBlack Bound to Please Under Mattress RestraintMaudeMaude are the makers of some of the most highly aesthetic, minimalist sexual wellness goods we’ve ever seen. This Black Friday, November 26 through 28, they’re going to be offering customers 20% off their orders of $75 or more with the code BLACKFRIDAY20. MaudeRise Ultra-Thin Latex Condoms (Pack of 10)Maudeshine organic aloe and water-based personal lubricantPinkCherryThe Black Friday savings have already kicked off at PinkCherry, where you can get between 20% and 80% off sitewide on sex toys right now with the code BLACK at checkout. If you’ve never tried a prostate pleasing toy, anal beads, and more this is your chance:PinkCherryJackpot Vibrating Pleasure ProbePinkCherryShow Me the Bunny VibePinkCherryGraduated Beads Anal BeadsUnbound BabesWe were saving the coolest of the sex toy slingers for last. Everything Unbound Babes concocts is just so damn rad, from their galactic-looking P-and-G-spot pleaser wand to their Puff clitoral suction toy. Their early Black Friday sale has kicked off with 25% off sitewide.Unbound BabesPuff Clitoral VibratorUnbound BabesOrion Over the Door Restraint SetWishing you a happy and horny Black Friday. The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This article was originally published on November 23, 2021 and is being continuously updated as new information and hot deals become available.